Post by Mishima Kyouji on Jun 27, 2010 22:36:35 GMT -5
Today was one of the rare and boring days where Satoshi had left both Kyouji and his trusted assistant Mr.Ozawa, the two considered Satoshi's right and left hands, with no tasks to complete. What many would call a "day off", however things could be farther from that fact considering the liveliness of Kyouji. Knowing he had a day off Kyouji had been planning to visit the famous San Francisco Zoo and pet the newly born baby lion. However, Mr.Ozawa, being unoccupied with Satoshi's busy work took it upon himself to subvert a potential disaster that he would have to clean up the next day.
Before Kyouji even made it out of the door of his bedroom in the Mishima Tower wearing his customary black sweatpants, white beater, black hoodie and cap, Ozawa was there waiting, blocking his path. Ozawa in Japanese greeted him with a flat and emotionless, "Good-Morning Kyouji-san? Where are we headed this fine morning?" Knowing that Ozawa would be one to try and rain on his parade he responded in Japanese, "Ummm, well you see Old Man... I'm going to... buy... detergent?"
Ozawa gave Kyouji a sideways glance and said, "Really now?" Instantly Kyouji's eyes widened as a crazy look came across his face. He screamed, "YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM PETTING THE LION!" As he pushed Ozawa to the ground and sprinted off down the hall. Ozawa quickly reached into his jacket pulling out a walkie-talkie, as he adjusted his glasses he said into the walkie-talkie in english, "Activate Plan Code MEDUSA, Godzilla is headed for the fourth gate, over." the reply came from a man and was simply, "Roger Roger, deploying Banshee 5, over."
As Kyouji barreled down the fourth floor hallway headed for the stairs, he slammed into a secretary walking folders and papers. As they collided the papers scattered everywhere, when he saw the secretary fall to the ground he thought to himself, Ugly or hot?. The woman looked up she was a middle-aged blonde white woman with green eyes, as she fixed her glasses and flattened out her blouse she apologized, saying, "Oh, I'm so sorry Mr.Mishima I didn't see you coming."
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Kyouji instantly dropped to his knees helping her gather her dropped papers and in english said, "So very sorry M'am, I was going to pet the lion but that doesn't excuse me bumping into you." the secretary giggled looking down and said, "I'm not sure where you were headed but its fine Mr.Mishima." Kyouji smiled and, said "You seem to know my name but what I'm embarrassed to say I don't know yours."
She giggled again as she grabbed the rest of her papers and said, "I'm Marlene."
About fifteen minutes later, Kyouji moon-walked out of a storage closet and sang, "Marlene is the lady whose feelin alright thanks to the magic of KID DYNO-MITE!" However, just as he finished several security guards tackled Kyouji to the ground as they yelled, "GODZILLA IS IN THE NET I REPEAT DRAGON IS IN THE NET!" Once Kyouji was safely subdued by the guards Ozawa walked into the hall as Marlene walked out of the closet. Ozawa then said, "Good job Banshee 5 we couldn't have done this without you." Marlene saluted Ozawa and marched off.
Kyouji struggled on the ground yelling in Japanese, "FUCK YOU OLD MAN I JUST WANNA PET THE LION." Ozawa merely said, "Not today Kyouji-san, today we will be having tea in the lobby." Several minutes later Kyouji and Ozawa where sitting in the cafe on the main floor of the Mishima Tower surrounded by thirty security guards. Ozawa was sipping traditional green tea while Kyouji was drinking spiked Southern Style Sweet Tea glaring at each other as they did.
Before Kyouji even made it out of the door of his bedroom in the Mishima Tower wearing his customary black sweatpants, white beater, black hoodie and cap, Ozawa was there waiting, blocking his path. Ozawa in Japanese greeted him with a flat and emotionless, "Good-Morning Kyouji-san? Where are we headed this fine morning?" Knowing that Ozawa would be one to try and rain on his parade he responded in Japanese, "Ummm, well you see Old Man... I'm going to... buy... detergent?"
Ozawa gave Kyouji a sideways glance and said, "Really now?" Instantly Kyouji's eyes widened as a crazy look came across his face. He screamed, "YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM PETTING THE LION!" As he pushed Ozawa to the ground and sprinted off down the hall. Ozawa quickly reached into his jacket pulling out a walkie-talkie, as he adjusted his glasses he said into the walkie-talkie in english, "Activate Plan Code MEDUSA, Godzilla is headed for the fourth gate, over." the reply came from a man and was simply, "Roger Roger, deploying Banshee 5, over."
As Kyouji barreled down the fourth floor hallway headed for the stairs, he slammed into a secretary walking folders and papers. As they collided the papers scattered everywhere, when he saw the secretary fall to the ground he thought to himself, Ugly or hot?. The woman looked up she was a middle-aged blonde white woman with green eyes, as she fixed her glasses and flattened out her blouse she apologized, saying, "Oh, I'm so sorry Mr.Mishima I didn't see you coming."
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Kyouji instantly dropped to his knees helping her gather her dropped papers and in english said, "So very sorry M'am, I was going to pet the lion but that doesn't excuse me bumping into you." the secretary giggled looking down and said, "I'm not sure where you were headed but its fine Mr.Mishima." Kyouji smiled and, said "You seem to know my name but what I'm embarrassed to say I don't know yours."
She giggled again as she grabbed the rest of her papers and said, "I'm Marlene."
About fifteen minutes later, Kyouji moon-walked out of a storage closet and sang, "Marlene is the lady whose feelin alright thanks to the magic of KID DYNO-MITE!" However, just as he finished several security guards tackled Kyouji to the ground as they yelled, "GODZILLA IS IN THE NET I REPEAT DRAGON IS IN THE NET!" Once Kyouji was safely subdued by the guards Ozawa walked into the hall as Marlene walked out of the closet. Ozawa then said, "Good job Banshee 5 we couldn't have done this without you." Marlene saluted Ozawa and marched off.
Kyouji struggled on the ground yelling in Japanese, "FUCK YOU OLD MAN I JUST WANNA PET THE LION." Ozawa merely said, "Not today Kyouji-san, today we will be having tea in the lobby." Several minutes later Kyouji and Ozawa where sitting in the cafe on the main floor of the Mishima Tower surrounded by thirty security guards. Ozawa was sipping traditional green tea while Kyouji was drinking spiked Southern Style Sweet Tea glaring at each other as they did.